dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
