question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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