yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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