its not stalking. its research.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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