At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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