She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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