id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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