How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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