i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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