so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Randomize
