My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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