I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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