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(240): View more from Maryland

she was so not down for the gang bang

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(302): View more from Delaware

she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys

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(703): View more from Virginia

I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick

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(212): View more from New York

I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.

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(785): View more from Kansas

He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.

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(805): View more from California

Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'

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