Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So squirting runs in the family.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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