Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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