Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you would pick up someone in the library
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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