Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
