That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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