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omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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