As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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