I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I need you to use more vowels.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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