Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
someone owes me an orgasm
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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