You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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