if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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