My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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