Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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