I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
