Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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