You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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