i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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