No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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