I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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