No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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