apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
