did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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