i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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