I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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