You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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