if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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