Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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