O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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