Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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