Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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