what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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