Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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