oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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