I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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