so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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