so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
