That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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