So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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