am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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