she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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