Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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