didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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