i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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