he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
